Thursday, 14 May 2009
A Funny
A very flat-chested girl finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in Her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open Her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The lady looked closely at Her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
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OMG Donna, these shops should be much more accomodating with the increased detection of Breast Cancer and ops as a result. I am really really pleased that now a final zap is what is required, what a relief. Padded bra's are all the rage in Tescos. Please please don't be pissed at this suggestion, but maybe there? They all have nursing bras and ones for this and ones for that etc. What about going into the teen section, there are some really pretty ones. Now tell Jon to put you breast down and go get you a coffee. Love you xxx
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